Sunday, May 29, 2011

In Memorial Of The Social Life I Use To Have

Straight up, this weekend has been a disaster.

I have NEVER been home like this for a Memorial Day weekend.
It was either cookouts, work (when I did retail), or meeting up with some Wolf.
This year was PAINFULLY different.
It started out with some things to do but it ended with the usual mix of loneliness and depression.

Why oh why oh why…

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Sunday, May 22, 2011

foXXX: The Older Guy

Face down,
Ass up,
He already knew how that older dude wanted to fuck.

The UnPleasurable Three Way

Check this scenario…

Random Wolf.


Random Fox.

Unless I’m talking about a great 3 in the making, I’m sure you are wondering where I am going with this.
Your friend is REALLY attracted to the Random Wolf/Fox but he isn’t feeling your friend.
The Wolf/Fox let you know that he is feeling you and low key, you are feeling him too.

I mean this person is MADE EXACTLY FOR YOU.

Do you pursue?…

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011


Was that Fox seeing stars after that beat down?
And the Wolf's body was mouth watering.

I would have gave that nigga a standing O after being fucked like that...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I Like It When It Is HARD

I remember when I was younger
and I use to play Nintendo like it was going out of style…

The joys of seeing the ending credits of a video games.
My pre-teen dick would get bigger because
I whopped some dragon over his head and dropped him in some lava.
I would stay up for hours playing games just so I could beat them.
There was not one game that I could not beat.
You handed it to me and I would beat that shit in a couple days.
And when it came to games where I had to play with people?
That is when I showed my Foxy ass!!
I always accepted a challenge and never backed down from the thought of defeat.

Well a Wolf is a game that Foxes need to learn how to play.
Here is how…

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

foXXX: Fuck Me On The Couch!

foXXX: Mo' Jamaican Pipe


Nuff said.



That is Ving Rhames reprising his role in Holiday Heart.
Only thing the is the sequel, "Thanksgiving Dinner".

Jumping The Wolf: The Sequel

Looking for the Wolf we want is almost as hard as looking for a needle in a haystack.
I think that might actually easier…and a ton more fun.

Why is it so hard to meet a Wolf?
One that we are attracted too and isn’t full of shit?
Like we, the Foxes, are the Wolves.
It isn’t like they aren’t roaming the Earth.
They just have so much rules and regulations…
They should require a pat down, TSA style, just to get admittance to his world.

All the talk in the comments for JTB made me step away and do some thinking.
It shouldn’t be rocket science or a biology project.
It should be easy to just find one, meet, and at least making SOMETHING happen.

When it comes to Wolves and this exhausting hunt…

…Where do we start?

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Jumping The Wolf

I jut got back from seeing this movie and it was pretty damn amazing.

The acting was great.
The plot was great.
The drama was even better.

But, it left me with a ton of thoughts on the way home.
I’m sure Al Green crooning through my speakers with “I’m Tired of Being Alone” didn’t help either.
So I have a question and it is one I am sure every Fox could co-sign with.

Where is he?

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Foxy Lifestyle: “Operation Smash” JUMP-OFF TEXT

Oh the joy of having a Wolf you are interested in send you a text!

You look at your phone and a smile instantly graces your face.
You may have just seen him yesterday, the day before, or the week before.
He did what most Wolves “forget” to do: hit you up.

Unfortunately a Fox, at that same time, could be receiving the same exact text.
Here is how to not be fooled with…

“Operation Smash” JUMP-OFF TEXT

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

foXXX: Brandon's Ass Gets A Beating


Something about these videos turn me on.
I do not know what.
But they do.
It looks like they get it poppin in the sack.
I hope they are a couple with the lack of protection.

Would You Fuck Me With Louis Vuitton?


Gives new meaning to fuckin’ for labels…

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

foXXX: The Boy With The Ass Named "Brandon"


He has a beautiful ass.
"BRANDON'S ASS" - come visit us in the Foxhole.
We want an interview.

X Marks The F0x: Breezy Makes A Sex Tape…?

Chris Brown. Chris Brown. Chris Brown.

One of my favorite people to talk about.
He has always found himself in everyone’s mouth…

…but in this new supposed video,
he has found himself in someone’s Foxhole.

Do you think this is Chris Brown?

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