Thursday, March 31, 2011
I Wanted To Ride i-20 Last Night

I use to have a crush on I-20 when the whole Ludacris “DTP” crew was relevant.
Don’t even ask me what they are doing now because it certainly isn’t rapping.
I think the first time I saw him was in Move Bitch video.
His voice was so sexy, raw, and aggressive.
I was open.
Well I would definitely be up for his look alike.
Wherever he lives in the Concrete Jungle…
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
The Business of Being A Sugar Baby
So in order to get this:

This Wolf:

…was puttin it down on this:


?
Maybe I am in the wrong business…
Monday, March 28, 2011
Ciara Rides The Beat With Hella Weight
Before you is something I am sure you are not ready for.
I mean I wasn’t ready for it either.
Wolves, Foxes, and Vixens….
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR CIARA IN “SUPER SIZE HD”…
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Sit Me In The Back Please
I close my eyes and I open them to what I so uniquely imagine….
I am sitting in a restaurant.
I’m in a black booth with red leather seats.
It is shaped like a dysfunctional cupcake.
I am far in the back.
I’m not the type to be all in the front.
That is where it is easy access for everyone to bother and stare at me.
I despise people staring at me.
I am in a special VIP seating where only the big ballers pay.
I was one of those big ballers at last….
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
The Happy Hour of Doom’s Dick
ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
What a small world this is.
You can’t fuck someone without them knowing someone who knows someone.
This lifestyle had to be so tiny.
So I met up with a Wolf of mine who has been tryna lasso me for quite some time.
He is short, pudgy, and not my speed – BUT, he is still a friend.
We will call him PR since he does public relations for a major publication.
PR asked me to come with him to a Happy Hour’s spot after work.
I agreed since it was a beautiful day in the Concrete Forest.
When I got to the spot, he waved me down from where he was at the bar.
When I walked up to him, to my surprise, he was with someone.
When dude turned around……………
…. it was a dude I have mentioned before.
Read more…
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
… Yet, I’m Single In This Bitch.
I just read an amazing entry from one of my loyal Foxes, So Vain 1.
READ ENTRY HERE.
It left me sorta speechless, angry, confused, and content all in one breath.
I love someone who can do that to me.
Means you are more than just a pretty face.
But, that entry got me to thinking about my own issues within The Concrete Forest.
Things I have gone through in my privacy.
Thoughts that I have had in my own confused mind.
Look I’m not trying to be full of myself (well a little never hurt),
but let me run down my resume…
Read more…
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Jamari Fox VS Planet of The Apes

This is a story for my Foxes out here.
When someone shows you their insecurities,
either by shunning you OR treating you like shit for no reason,
just know there is ALWAYS a reason.
No one does anything WITHOUT a reason.
Funny how KARMA is…
You a Non-MUTHAFUCKIN-Factor
This was a tough week for me.
Lord KNOWS I was going through the washing machine called “The Struggle“.
But, even though I went through all the bullshit,
I still remained calm, cool, and Fox-like and just gave it all to the man above.
Therefore, making me see my blessings rather than my struggles.
Does this mean I am on my way to being in a better place?
Thursday, March 10, 2011
I Made A Decision…
This is dedicated to all my:
readers,
followers,
commenters,
admirers,
supporters,
lurkers,
haters,
whoever….
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Dear Chris Brown’s Penis

Well we have been expecting you.
You finally made your appearance to the public.
Not how your owner expected for you to be seen unfortunately (i think).
I am a little late to the party, but I cum to you with a question.…
Why so glum?